A Little Levity

tebowingwithkimkar
Dec 14, 2017
2 min read

These made me laugh. Found them on Twitter. Some are political, some not. Just a little levity to make your day light.

First hand job? HA HA HA! Must be nice. LOL!

Goes without saying. He He He

AHA! Now I know.

Ewwww!

So it's fake news that PNot knows nothin'. Kayo talaga!

Whoa! This is cruel and unusual punishment. HARSH! CHILD ABUSE too! *sArCAsm*

Throwback: Supporter ni Rachel Peters to the max!

Mocha naman silang may witchura din naman, diba? *WINK*

Hey! That's no way to talk about Dril*n.

Let this be a lesson to all students. Luphet ni prof.

Attention: PDI, Rappler, ABS-CBN, Phil. Star...pang-frontpage po ito! Dali! Epublish nato!

Attention: PeeDI, cRappler, ABiaSed-CBN, Phil. Star...pang-frontpage po ito! Dali! Epublish agad!

Manila Film Festival na ba? Showing nato? Joke lang. Wag mapikon. Pikons aren't welcome here. Git! Bug off! Begone!

Meant for iZombie TV series ba 'to? Please lang, Trililing, LeKnee or Panot. Don't take advantage of this. You would be selling us short. Just joshing! hehehe...

I don't get it.

Perfectly legit question. Ano nga ba ang sagot?

He? Who's he? Is the label suggesting that this frozen delight is a kind of comfort food good after break-up? That this is so good that you will forget about him?

Do I need to make an algorithm for this?

Ayan siya o. May sakayan ba dyan papuntang Bicol?:

Si Ninong nag-mountain climbing na? Masama ba yun? Ninong, exciting yan! Sama kami. Bonding tayo.

The following are from outside TWITTER-verse ...

HA HA ... His life was changed forever.

Bigyan sila ng Dengvaxia agad agad!

Read this joke a while back. I don't remember where I got this from though:

May isang lalaking namatay. Habang nakatayo sya sa harap ni San Pedro, malapit sa pinto, nakita nya yung malaking pader na puro "wall clock" sa likod nya, at nagtanong, "Ano yang mga relong yan?" Sumagot si San Pedro, "Yan ay ang mga Relo ng Kasinungalingan, lahat ng tao sa mundo, merong Relo ng Kasinungalingan. Sa tuwing magsisinungaling ang isang tao, gagalaw ang kamay ng relong yan." "Ganon ba?" tugon ng lalaki, "Kaninong relo yan?" Sagot ni San Pedro, "Kay Mother Teresa yan. Hindi gumalaw ang kamay ng relong yan, isang patunay na hindi sya nagsinungaling" "Ang galing naman!" sabi ng lalaki. "Etong relong ito, eto yung kay Abraham Lincoln na dating presidente ng Amerika. Sa buong buhay nyang nabuhay sa mundo, dalawang beses pa lang gumalaw ang kamay nyan. Ibig sabihin, dalawang beses lang sya nagsinungaling sa buong buhay nya" Namangha ang lalaki, at nag isip ng itatanong. "Eh, asan po yung relo ni Sen. Leila De Lima?" tanong ng lalaki na para bang sobrang interesado. Tugon ni San Pedro, "Ahhh, eeee.... Andon sa opisina ni Satanas, yon ang ginagamit nyang Electric Fan ngayon."